Tell that to rob lowe. He’ll wear a condomit’s dangerous to go in alone! take this -
oh wait
there’s no protection from 12 year old gina.
n o n e
be afraid
1. I have such awesome BMs like you wouldn’t believe.
2. I know a lot of good food things. I can demolish brownies.
5. and then corrupt them with negativity
7. #gonude
8. Two Broke Girls is a terrible show. Also, I hate Tina Fey for being prettier than me. There we go. Critical of social and media messages.
9. I had a fried Oreo today.
With rampant unemployment, racism, and crime plaguing America, one question should be first on everyone’s mind: Why is there no Mad Men fanfiction?
It should be one of the most obvious things in the world. No one can deny the aesthetic beauty of the show, from its period outfits to Christina Hendricks to Christina Hendricks’ magnificent breasts. But Internet people are wasting their time writing Supernatural fanfic when they have prime, non-gross fanon fodder right on AMC.
For those not familiar with Mad Men, the basic plot is that Don Draper (Jon Hamm. I mean, come on) broods a lot in suits, and there’s stuff from the 1960’s happening and also, Peggy Olsen.
Fuck you, Internet.
To give you an idea how stupid it is that fanfiction hardly exists for this show, there is one episode where Don Draper and Roger Sterling (John Slattery, who also wears suits) eat a lot of oysters and then run up stairwells. In a ploy to get Roger to projectile vomit all over some important people, Don makes Roger match the amount of oysters and alcohol he consumes. (It was some really alcohol-y alcohol, like scotch or something, not appletinis. I don’t know alcohol). Don bribed the elevator man to say that the elevator was broken, so Roger has to run up a billion flights of stairs. Then he projectile vomits all over some important people.
Come on. You can’t do anything with that?
If Mad Men fandom takes off, we risk having some Pete/tentacle!Trudy fluff fic or crazy shit like that. But with Joan and Don and Roger, I’m willing to take that risk.
I hope Rick Santorum grows emotionally attached to a fictional character in a book or tv show and then they die
I mean honestly, I think I understand republicans more than I understand that there is zero Roger Sterling/Don Draper fanfic on the internet.
“John, I’m not de—”
“Yes, I know it was painful for you, but it had to be done, or—”
“It’s all fine, now. Moriarty’s network is crushed. We’re safe, and—”
“I have everything I need to clear my name, we can go back to wor—”
“You are all I thought of the whole time I was awa—”
“John, can you not keep hitting me, please; I’m just—”
“Mycroft, Can I stay here tonight?”
